Funny Side Up
The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book (Volume 2)
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Funny Side Up
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Mark White
This title uses virtual voice narration
My wife is upset because I never buy her flowers.
I didn't even know she sold flowers.
I didn’t start out as a brain surgeon you know.
I worked my way up from the bottom.
I have a friend who keeps racing pigeons.
I’m not sure why; the pigeons always win.
Does anyone else see a complete stranger when they look in the mirror?
Or is it just me?
I have a pen that can write underwater.
But that’s not all, it can write other words too!
The shovel…
What a groundbreaking invention.
I had a nut roast the other day.
I’m not vegan; I was just wearing leather trousers.
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This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.
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Grab a paperback copy of this book - it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!