Funny Side Up
The Eggstremely Witty Joke Book (Volume 3)
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Funny Side Up
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Narrated by:
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Mark White
This title uses virtual voice narration
The guy who stole my diary just died...
My thoughts are with his family.
I tried to write a joke about restraining orders…
But this is as close as I could get.
My dog loves floating in the ocean.
He’s such a good buoy.
I just bought an expensive new shrub trimmer…
It’s cutting hedge technology!
Money’s a little tight right now so I pay my rent with sexual favors.
I try and stay on top but sometimes I end up behind.
During his wedding, my friend called me the worst best man he has ever seen.
I was speechless.
You shouldn't say bad things about illiterate people.
Feel free to write them down though.
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This book contains some jokes which may be unsuitable for kids.
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Grab a paperback copy of this book - it makes for a neat little gift for Christmas and birthdays!