Galactic Shenanigans

In Space, No One Can Hear You Laugh

By: A K Mitchell

Narrated by: Ian Swaner

Captain Dirk Stardust has a simple motto: “Why plan when you can improvise?”

Unfortunately for his crew, that motto has led to unpaid fines, explosive fruit mishaps, and being at the top of the Galactic Federation’s Most Wanted list. Armed with overconfidence, questionable piloting skills, and a ship held together by sarcasm (courtesy of ZETA, their snarky AI), Dirk and his ragtag team navigate the galaxy’s most dangerous challenges—including rogue space bacteria, deadly sports tournaments, and the occasional bounty hunter out for revenge.

As the Federation closes in, Dirk’s plan is simple: escape to the Edge of the Galaxy, confuse their enemies with "tactical dizziness," and possibly throw a few plasma oranges for good measure. What could go wrong?

For fans of hilarious space adventures, chaotic heists, and over-the-top galactic showdowns, this is a ride you won’t want to miss. Buckle up and join the crew of The Celestial Snark—where disaster is always just one bad idea away.

©2024 A K Mitchell (P)2024 A K Mitchell