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Grand Theft Astro

By: Scott Meyer
Narrated by: Elizabeth Evans
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From the author of the “Magic 2.0” series comes an outer space caper where it’s the thief who’s having something stolen from her - her life.

It is the distant future, and Baird is a loner, a part time spy, and a notorious alleged thief. “Notorious” for the audacity of her crimes; “alleged” because nobody has ever been able to legally prove she committed any of them.

When the hush-hush agency known as the Toolbox recruits Baird, being a clandestine operative seems like a great way to get paid to do what she already does anyway. That is, until a mission goes wrong, and Baird is infected with a deadly virus. With only seven days to live, Baird has to complete a series of daring missions, each one designed to bring her closer to a cure.

Allegedly.

Baird suspects the Toolbox might not be telling her the whole truth. She's not sure what to believe or who to trust.

And the clock is ticking.

©2021 Scott Meyer (P)2021 Audible Originals, LLC. Adventure Science Fiction Witty Funny

About the Creator

Scott Meyer was born and raised in a farming community in Washington state. After an unsuccessful career in radio, a stint writing dialogue for video games, and a decade making a living as a stand-up comic, he found himself middle-aged, working as a ride operator at Walt Disney World.
In his spare time, he produced the successful web comic Basic Instructions. He slowly built a following of fans all over the world and published two comics collections with Dark Horse Comics. He wrote the novel Off to Be the Wizard, which has sold over a quarter million copies. He has written and released five more books in the Magic 2.0 series and four stand-alone novels, with a fifth coming out at a date to be announced.
Meyer lives in Arizona with his wife, their cats, and his most valued possession, a working air conditioner.

About the Performer

"She is strong, sharp, and achingly real." - Audiofile Magazine. Elizabeth Evans is an accomplished voice-over actress and award-winning audiobook narrator with over 200 recorded titles, including the international best-selling young adult series Throne of Glass by Sarah J. Maas and Six of Crows by Leigh Bardugo. In addition to her audiobook work, her voice can be heard in numerous commercial campaigns, video games, and animated projects. She is a recent graduate of NYU's Graduate Acting Program and received her MFA in Spring 2019.

Engaging Heists • Clever Plot Twists • Distinctive Character Voices • Unique Sci-fi Setting • Humorous Elements

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The story was fun, and it was easy to visualize and follow along while crafting.

Fun to listen to

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There’s a 25% chance I’m biased because of the deadpan delivery of the narrator and it’s hard for me to ingest Meyer’s humor without Luke Daniels. That aside, while there are humorous elements to the story and the way it unfolds, it’s not as comical as the off to be the wizard series, ludicrous as master of formalities, ridiculous as the authorities, or as solid as run program, it is however quite cool and shows a lot of potential for more novels. I ❤️ Scott, please don’t hate my review.

More “serious” than his other works

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Good crime caper with a mystery twist, unfortunately drags on a little in the middle.

chekhov's gun

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I liked this book. The story is very good and the performance is outstanding. The only but is the story became repititive and predictable.

Outstanding performance with a very good story

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I enjoyed the references to places and people/items that I recognized, but more enjoyably, was able to look at in a new way.

This book is clever. I enjoyed the entire journey.

Loved the heroine!

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