Half Moon Howler

A dark fantasy, horror, dark humor, anti-hero tale

By: Donny Muse

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

When small-town tire shop mechanic Gus gets bitten by a werewolf, he doesn’t sprout fangs, howl at the full moon, or thirst for blood. Instead, thanks to his half-size curse, he transforms only during half moons—becoming the legendary (and utterly ridiculous) WereDwarf. With an insatiable libido replacing the usual bloodlust, Gus’s nightly rampages involve more awkward encounters than terrifying ones, leaving his coworkers scrambling to keep him under control.

But this is no ordinary tire shop. His accident-prone boss Dilly can’t make it through the day without bruises or bandages, Kevin snacks on yellow crayons while cracking dark jokes, and Bubba—the lube tech who bit Gus in the first place—offers to help him find a cure, provided they survive the chaos they keep unleashing. Between monstrous mishaps, absurd banter, and a town teetering between laughter and horror, Half Moon Howler delivers a campy, darkly comic ride where every squealing belt, spilled donut, and half-moon night brings a new disaster

Dark Humor
Horror
Fantasy
Superheroes
Mythology