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He's So Not My Valentine

A Single-Mom, Reluctant to Fall, Sweet Romcom

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He's So Not My Valentine

By: Savannah Scott
Narrated by: Amanda Friday, Tyler Hyrchuk
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Valentine’s Day should be outlawed.

Here are a few fun facts about me:

1. I do not love Valentine’s Day.

2. I love coffee.

3. I’ve never left the state of North Carolina.

I’m not complaining. I grew up in the quaint town of Harvest Hollow, met my charming husband, and had our amazing son here … That was before my “charming” ex-husband decided he needed to expand his horizons.

Since that time, I’ve been raising Nate alone, with the support of my family, and running Cataloochee Coffee like it’s my own business.

I’m not looking for romance—especially not at this time of year when everyone couples up in the name of a dead saint who happens to be the patron of lovers, epileptics and beekeepers.

When Rene Dubois comes from France to visit my sister and her husband, I obviously keep my distance. I don’t need his kisses to my cheeks, his flirty banter, or the way his bright green eyes make me feel flutters in my belly and tingles across my skin. I don’t do flutters or tingles.

My sister keeps assuring me Rene is amazing and harmless. But she’s the dreamer in the family. Rene may be gorgeous, have a buttery French accent, and a charismatic personality. All I know is He’s so not my Valentine.

He's So Not My Valentine is the stand-alone sequel to A Not So Fictional Fall. This closed-door romcom is set in the fictional town of Harvest Hollow (made popular in the Sweater Weather series). Be warned: you will laugh, swoon, and probably fall for a Frenchman.

©2024 Patty H Scott (P)2024 Patty H Scott
Contemporary Clean & Wholesome Literature & Fiction Satire
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Such a fun romantic story and sweeter than a croissant in the warmest small town cafe

Sweet valentine story

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I enjoyed the story. Both main characters working through life and hard decisions with the support of family and friends. I did not enjoy the female narrator. I wanted to rush through the book to be done listening, maybe I should have read it instead of listening. I would read the story again, but won't listen to it.

Fun story, whiney female narrator

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