Holy Crap!

Memoir of a Catholic Girl

By: Jean Moelter

Narrated by: Jean Moelter

Twenty hilarious, true stories about anxiety, sinning, and sainting, including:

"Crazy Little Catholic": For God needed me to convert pagans and nurse icky lepers in far-off lands.

"Amazing Technicolor Dream Boys": I didn’t have the slightest idea how to seduce Joseph. And Sister Bridget was no help at all with my characterization.

"Virjeanity": I felt it’d be wrong to use my parents’ phone in the commission of a mortal sin.

"Death of a Saint": For the next five Halloweens, I dressed up as my patron saint, Joan of Arc. The perfect costume for a repentant Halloween slut.

©2018 Jean Moelter (P)2018 Jean Moelter

Holy Crap was extremely entertaining!

The stories were funny and relatable. It was very entertaining and I enjoyed it very much. I highly recommend it!

A Few stories were funny.

The main character was not too clever- she seemed too naive and did not ring true

Smart, witty humor made me laugh out loud!

I really enjoyed listening to this hilarious memoir. Jean's self deprecating humor and sharp wit were great entertainment. Her experience with theater really shines in the timing and execution of the performance. I found myself laughing out loud quite a bit. Would definitely recommend!

Wonderfully Entertaining!

Narration was engaging and fun to listen to! So many hilarious visuals created and genuine LOL moments! Fantastic job Jean!

A must listen!

Absolutely hilarious from start to finish! Not to mention, expertly narrated by the author herself. Whether or not you grew up Catholic, this is a greatly enjoyable book that will have you laughing to tears!