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Holy Crocodiles!

A Hilariously Dysfunctional Guide to Egyptian Mythology

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Holy Crocodiles!

By: Dustin Gross
Narrated by: Tom Briggs
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Ancient Egypt was a mess. The gods were dramatic, the afterlife was full of bureaucratic nightmares, and crocodiles were way too involved in politics.

Packed with sarcastic commentary, ridiculous myths, and historically accurate nonsense, this book is perfect for history nerds, mythology fans, and anyone who loves their gods with a side of snark.

Whether you're a mythology expert or just here for the chaos, Holy Crocodiles! is your ultimate crash course in divine dysfunction.

©2025 Dustin Gross (P)2025 Dustin Gross
Historical Fiction Literature & Fiction Satire Mythology Ancient Egypt Ancient History Ancient Greece
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