Hot Cowgirl Sh*t

The Hilarious Adventures of Farmer Lacie and Her Adorable, Huggable Cows

By: Lacie Evans

Narrated by: Lacie Evans

Farm life isn’t always what you see on social media....

“The feral cow bitch” Lacie Evans is here with a collection of hilarious and heartwarming stories about life on her cattle farm that’s become a viral sensation. Pet parents of creatures great and small will understand the urge to grab your baby by the horns (literally) and just totally smother them in love.

In these laugh-out-loud stories, Lacie opens up about her farm and brings you on an up-close-and-personal tour to meet the one and only Snow, an all-white cow who is a QUEEN and knows it. You’ll also meet Oswald, the OG bottle baby who thinks Lacie is literally his mother; Rocco Flocco Flame, a horny bull who will do anything to get with some ladies; Snow and Rocco’s miracle baby Jade; and the rest of the ragtag cast of characters who have charmed the hearts of millions. Get ready to fall head over heels for the friendliest cows on the planet and their loveably chaotic handler.

Includes a bonus PDF of photos featured in the print edition

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2025 Lacie Evans (P)2025 Blackstone Publishing

It made me feel like I was doing hot cowgirl sh*t!!

This book was absolutely brilliant! Such an easy read. I’ve been following Lacey and her shenanigans for years! It was a good insight to the world of raising cattle.

A must listen if you follow Lacie on social media.

I laughed and cried at the stories Lacie shared in this book. I found her content in the mists of the world collectively dealing with a huge unknown. Her humor has brought a smile to my face on my darkest of days. Doja's smile while she was wrapped to Lacie was the oh yeah I need to follow this page. I love how honest and funny Lacie is on social media and in this book. Her creativity is the touch of grass and ray of hope many people need while the world is now a very scary place. I just go hey wonder what Lacie is up to and I get the boost I needed. If you read this Lacie thank you a thousand times thank you.

Blues stories.

Been following on Tik Tok from the beginning. Hearing Lacie tell her stories I can remember watching the video about them. Hope she writes another book.

As a city girl, I did not realize how much I needed this until I listened!

Oh my goodness! Lacie's book brought so much joy and laughter during a really hard time. The audio book with her voice added even more to the book. Her funny stories about her daily life at the farm really brings giggles and also a way for this city girl to live vicariously through her without having to get gored by a bull in the process.

Sweetness of the book

Lacey is just so sweet. Listening to her stories felt like a friend talking to me.