How To Survive in the Outdoors…Nude

Survival Tips For When You Find Yourself Lost in the Woods Without A Stitch of Clothing!

By: Kurt Johnson

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Ever wake up in the woods with no clothes, no gear, no phone, and no clue? No? Well, if it does happen, this book will keep your bare butt alive.

How to Survive in the Outdoors... Nude is the hilariously honest, wildly useful survival guide you never knew you needed. Written by Kurt Johnson (family man, outdoorsman, and the unfortunate veteran of more than one half-naked wilderness adventure) this book delivers real-world survival skills with wit, grit, and just the right amount of sass.

Whether you're skinny-dipping gone wrong, stranded after a camping fail, or just prepping for the most embarrassing apocalypse scenario imaginable, this book teaches you how to:

• Build shelter with nothing but sticks, leaves, and desperation

• Find food (yes, even bugs) and water without modern tools

• Defend your dignity from bugs, berries, and bare butt scratches

• Navigate your way home using the sun, stars, and stubbornness

• Deal with cold, heat, hunger, panic, and the awkward silence of squirrels

• Laugh at the absurdity of your situation and yourself

Packed with hard-earned advice, personal stories (like that time his wife Trish got a bug bite on her butt), and survival tips that actually work, this book is part field guide, part therapy session, and part comedy special—all designed to keep you alive and maybe even a little proud of how resourceful you’ve become in your birthday suit.

This isn’t just another survival manual; it’s your nude emergency plan, your clothing-optional lifeline, and your unfiltered guide to getting out alive (and slightly itchy).

Grab your copy now… before you lose your pants.