How to Be a Criminal

A Completely Legal Guide to Living Boldly, Breaking Rules and Being Unapologetically You

By: Trilby Grundy

Narrated by: Sabrina Pellerito

This is not a guide to breaking the law—it’s a guide to breaking the rules that quietly break you.

If you're tired of self-help books that take themselves too seriously, and personal development advice that feels like homework, this one’s different.

How to Be a Criminal is a smart, funny, and refreshingly rebellious self-help book for women who are done playing small.

It’s packed with real-world mindset tools, confidence-building shifts, and a dash of irreverent humor to help you finally stop performing and start becoming.

Perfect for anyone exploring personal growth, emotional intelligence, or success habits with a side of sass.

Inside, you'll discover:

• The 3 social habits that instantly change how people respond to you (You're probably doing the opposite—but don’t worry, this is fixable.)
• How to bend the rules without losing your job, your friends, or your integrity
• A counterintuitive method to master any skill fast—even if you think you’re “not that person”
• Why influence is about energy, not ego—and how to use yours wisely
• The subtle power move that gets overlooked—but changes everything (Yes, sometimes vanishing is a leadership skill.)
• How to become emotionally adaptable in a world that constantly shifts (Bounce back faster, with your sense of humor intact.)
• The truth about being seen, heard, and remembered—without selling out
• How to drop guilt, ditch people-pleasing, and give yourself permission to be fully you (This is what real self-confidence looks like.)

Whether you're in a life transition, craving more authenticity, or just looking for a self-improvement book that doesn’t make you roll your eyes, this is for you. Click “Buy Now” and start unlocking the boldest, brightest, most liberated version of yourself — no bail money required.

©2025 Trilby Grundy (P)2025 Trilby Grundy

Fun and Real

This audiobook was easy to listen to and made me laugh while giving real advice. It helped me feel more confident and reminded me it’s okay to be myself.

Bold and Witty

This is a wildly fresh self‑help audiobook that doesn’t feel like homework. I loved the tone. There’s this vibe of breaking the quiet rules that hold you back, without ever breaking the law. It gives you mindset tools and confidence shifts that feel juicy and doable.

Sabrina Pellerito’s narration really stands out.

Fun, bold and cheeky

This book feels fresh compared to the usual self-help titles. The humor made the advice easy to take in and not boring at all while encouraging you to stop people pleasing and start showing up as yourself. .I'll say it’s a fun and confidence boosting read that makes you think differently about your growth.

Interesting

How to Be a Criminal is a guide to living boldly and being unapologetically you. I found it interesting, funny and empowering with confidence building and useful mindset tools.

Empowering

Bending to rules to liberate yourself and build true confidence in yourself in a vast number of situations. Learn to improve the way you respond to people and situations for better more relaxed outcomes. This is a great guide.