How to Become an American President

Humor, Rumor, and History: The Ultimate Candidate Guide

By: Jen Xero

Narrated by: Dylan McCormick

How to Become an American President: Humor, Rumor, and History, The Ultimate Candidate Guide is a satirical, laugh-out-loud exploration of what it truly takes to lead the free world—spoiler: it’s weirder (and easier) than you’d think.

This ultimate guide combines outrageous historical trivia, presidential scandals, and absurd advice, creating a witty blueprint for aspiring commanders-in-chief, political junkies, and history buffs alike. From dueling pistols to bathtub mishaps, it reveals the bizarre quirks, scandals, and oddities of U.S. presidents while poking fun at the modern political process.

Whether you're a tech billionaire, career politician, or someone who just likes powdered wigs, this book provides hilariously bad advice on navigating debates, dodging scandals, and charming voters.

Perfect for fans of satire, political humor, and bizarre history, it’s a wild, cringe-worthy look at the path to the Oval Office. This guide is as entertaining as it is unconventional—a must-listen for anyone curious about the weird, dark, and funny moments that shaped U.S. history. Just don’t take it too seriously!

©2024 Jen Xero (P)2025 Jen Xero

Fun,Facts,Fantastic

A short fun fact filled book about the Presidents of the United States that we have you smiling and chuckling while learning fascinating information at the men who have led the United States.

Educational and very funny

I enjoyed listening to this audiobook quite a bit. Wasn't sure what to expect but this delivers a nice blend of comedy and information about American political system and politics. There are parts that are dripping in satire which are hilarious and others that are loaded with info. The narrator, Dylan McCormick, really does a nice job balancing these two elements to bring this together for an extremely fun, education listen!

A Hilariously Honest Look at the Oval Office

Perfect for readers who don’t normally dive into history books, which is me because they are so dry, this audible book serves up juicy political trivia with a side of sass. Whether you’re a causal audiobook listener, a trivia buff, or just wondering what not to do as a future president, this book delivers a laugh-out-loud education. I never had so much fun listening to this book with my hubby. who was also very amused.

witty and informative

A fun spin on learning history while making light of this troubling political climate. I enjoyed the narrator as well. Very interesting read

A Quick Amusing Summary of all the Presidents

Listen up for a quick and amusing summary of all the Presidencies, from 1 to 46. It hits the highs and lows of each Presidency with plenty of historical quotes in between. Listening to this I can see where some Presidents took their cues from the past. Dylan McCormick did a great job as the narrator, just the right amount of sincerity and sass.