How to Date a Supervillain

Advice on How to Live Life from a Super Villainess

By: Amanda Lash, Dou7g

Narrated by: Raya J. Thomason

Disclaimer: This is intended for a mature audience over 18. All characters in this book are over 18. This is advice from a fictional character and super villainess; follow it at your own risk.

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On dating a Super Villain

3. Wear something slinky but with sensible shoes. Heels are no good if you end up being chased by the police or a team of superheroes.

6. Dating anyone means putting up with their asshole friends. Dating a supervillain means putting up with their sociopathic assassin friends. Who are also assholes.

On dating

1. Guys are jerks. Don't take it personally.

4. If a guy is talking to you...he's hitting on you. Every time. I can't stress this enough.

5. The only guy worth wearing heels for is a guy who doesn't care if you wear heels.

6. Try dating a writer or at least a reader; creative guys are creative in the bedroom.

©2015 Amanda Lash (P)2017 Hyperbolic Productions