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How to Slay a Wizard

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THE SECRET GUIDE TO WORD MAGIC

Spelling is called spelling. Cursive is called cursive. And the most dangerous man in comedy just wrote a book explaining why.

Owen Benjamin grew up hiding under a cardboard desk to survive a nuclear blast, eating margarine because the food pyramid said so, and learning about heroin from a cop who made him act out an overdose in school. He was taught he descended from a primate through random mutation, that he was spinning on a ball of liquid nickel inside an explosion that came from nothing, and that the stars he saw at night were already dead. Then he was tested on everything and told he was smart because he could repeat all of it.

He became a comedian instead.

How to Slay a Wizard is about the people who run the tricks, the tricks themselves, and the one lie at the root of every spell ever cast on a living man or woman. It is not a political book. It is not a religious book. It is a book about manipulation, who does it, how it works, and why it requires your participation to be effective.

Starting from the dictionary definition of "wizard" and working outward through the mechanics of hypnotic language, the economics of fiat currency, the psychology of the con, the architecture of propaganda, and the spiritual sickness that turns a liar into a monster, the Big Bear dismantles every major spell of the modern age and shows you exactly what they have in common. Every spell follows the same structure. Every spell requires the same ingredient. And that ingredient is you.

This book will teach you what a wizard is, what an alchemist is, and why the difference matters. It shows how spells are structured like jokes that never deliver the punchline. It explains why the most forbidden word in America is forbidden and what the vampire myth is actually describing. It tells you how to spot a liar before the lies take root. And at the very end, the book exposes the one lie that has to be believed in order for any of it to work on you. It is so simple you might laugh. That's the point.

Once you see the secret spells, you will never stop seeing them. And then the wizards can no longer deceive you.

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this is a life changing must listen for everyone to recover there God given power back from the wizards. I won't be suprised if this is eventually removed from here just like all of Owen's other work,because he gives real world solutions instead of just bitching about all the wizards spells,this is a very real practical solution to most of our problems. Just naming problems and complaining without solutions is playing right into the wizards hand. listen to this book and practice the solutions laid out by owen and watch your world change around you for the better.thanks owen your doing great kid never stop.

the ultimate answer to take your God given power back

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Owen Benjamin has an incredible ability to make the abstract become intellectually tangible. He has insights of an older man and the energy and enthusiasm of a younger man. Thought provoking read! You are enough!

Very accessible

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Thanks Owen. It's the perfect time in this Crazy world, to hear this and dont get confused by whatever the wizards are cooking right now.

been waiting this for so long

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Interesting how broadcasted media is usually degenerate, and rarely empowering. The reality is, we are receptive to degenerate media. This book reminds us to be self sufficient, and reject non-wholesome behaviors. If we can do that, then maybe future degenerate wizard spells will fizzle out. I liked this book.

Good pace, profound insights.

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The depth and understanding of the narratives driving our society he delivers causes one to question what spells have shaped your personal reality and how to not only discharge these spells causing you grief but give your god governed power back. Truly an amazing piece of timeless truth! A Must read!!!

Slay the wizard inside of yourself heal the world!!

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