I Hate You & You Must Save Me

Watching Pretty Little Liars, Season 1B

By: Jacob Clifton

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

The ABC Family hit Pretty Little Liars has been the most talked-about show on television since its debut, and Jacob Clifton at Television Without Pity has been part of that conversation since it started. I HATE YOU & YOU MUST SAVE ME is the first of seven volumes, collecting Jacob’s popular columns throughout the show’s Winter 2011 season, in which: HANNA’s recovery from getting run over by a car is hindered by: a lasagna box, mean cupcakes, a nasty danceathon, and a sweet werewolf that betrays her before leaving town, thanks to Mona’s manipulations. EMILY comes out to her parents, meets the very insane Paige and falls in love with her, and we deal with Paige’s horrible father. ARIA has Ezra-type problems. ALISON flashbacks include: Getting choked in the dirt and killing a chick at a frat party, while we learn about the Bad Seed, rat blood, and the peeping-tom collective the NAT Club. SPENCER wrestles with her brother-in-law and past fling Ian, eventually kisses Toby for some reason, and finally, gets chased all around a very scary church at night. Over fifteen years writing and creating communities at Television Without Pity, Jacob Clifton was noted by industry and fans alike for his positive analytical approach and ebullient humor. His weekly columns—on shows ranging from American Idol to The Apprentice, Battlestar Galactica to Gossip Girl, Homeland to Pretty Little Liars and more—set off a decade of conversations across the internet. Now, with the former site defunct and a Gawker editorship in the rearview, Jacob is excited to release these definitive, heavily revised editions of those classic recaps at jacobclifton.com. Please visit for more info and join the mailing list!