If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up?

A Parody for Adults

By: Marcy Roznick, Miranda Lemming

Narrated by: Bobcat Goldthwait

Before they Go the Fuck to Sleep, they need to Shut the Fuck Up

If you give a kid a cookie, will he shut the fuck up? That is the question at the heart of this hilarious, deeply honest, profanity-laced book for parents who will do whatever it takes for a moment's peace. What really happens when you give in to your child's tantrums? The events that follow this seemingly simple act will test parents to the breaking point…while entertaining the millions of us who have been there ourselves (and lived to tell). Also a cautionary and instructive tale for new parents, If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F**k Up? is a must-have for every family library collection. Just keep it on the top shelf.

Critic reviews

“Finally adult themed depictions of children I can enjoy without getting my computer confiscated...again.” —<i>Adam Carolla, comedian, father of two</i>

a poor man's "go the f&$@ to sleep"

not nearly as good. if you can get Go the F&#$ to Sleep, get that instead. the only good part was Bobcats performance.

If you must listen to poetry.

Good for the price. ( free ) The first minuet held my attention. Not so much the second minuet.

Awesome

Would you say that listening to this book was time well-spent? Why or why not?

I loved it and it gave me a laugh!

What was your reaction to the ending? (No spoilers please!)

It ended as expected but the humour through out kept you thinking and on your toes!

Do you think If You Give a Kid a Cookie, Will He Shut the F--k Up? needs a follow-up book? Why or why not?

Why not...a little humour never hurt when it comes to kids and parenting!

lol

A little short but what do you expect for about a buck.

Still I thought it was funny.

Reminds me of my ex husband

I believe the story was loosely based on actual incident that my ex husband has done. I am the ex wife that handed him divorce papers as I bailed him out. Bobcat did an excellent job narrating this incident and its full glorious splendor. A great bedtime story for children that can serve as a warning for what may happen. So never snitch on your Pops kids.