It Never Rains On a Star!

By: Earl Jones (I)

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Listen—Earl Jones didn’t just move to Hollywood, he crash-landed like a broke Superman with twelve grand and no cape. One acting class, two bad headshots, and three months of rent later, he was flat broke and questioning his life choices. But quitting? Nah—this man worked security in the same parking lots he wanted to be discovered in. He paid for bartending school just to realize he couldn’t remember drink recipes. He dyed his hair, botched auditions, met celebrities at the wrong time, and still kept chasing the dream like it owed him money.

It Never Rains on the Star is a wild, laugh-out-loud roller coaster through Earl’s trials, tribulations, and straight-up humiliations in Hollywood. It’s real, it’s raw, and it’s hilarious—because if you can’t laugh at yourself while failing spectacularly, you’re in the wrong business.

Earl Jones may not have been the star Hollywood ordered… but he sure as hell is the story it needed.

Super Duper absolutely marvelous

I’m about to throw all the rest of my books away. This is the story that hit my soul.