Madness
Cosplay. Cruise. Carnage.
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Madness
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Virtual Voice
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Anaji TheAuthor
This title uses virtual voice narration
“Cruise Control: Blood, Beards, and Balconies”
A comedy horror novel for mature adults
Eddie, Michael, and Ricardo haven’t seen each other in five years. Eddie’s a lonely cosplayer with a day job and a purple pimp suit. Michael’s a tech wizard with a high-end laptop and an endless supply of sarcasm. Ricardo? He hauls medical equipment and wears a beard that could frighten lumberjacks.
They reunite for a wild 7-day cosplay cruise to the Bahamas—costumes, parties, bad decisions, and all the shrimp you can eat.
Day 1: Dancing. Drinking. Lifeboat hookups.
Day 2: Vampires and werewolves crash the party.
Day 3: COVID.
Day 4: Blood on the decks.
Day 5: Eddie bites.
Day 6: Ricardo howls.
Day 7: Michael builds an exosuit out of salad bars and drones to kill them both.
Friendship gets tested. Limbs get torn. Threesomes get interrupted.
And only one nerdy survivor will be left standing with glitter in his hair and garlic in his heart.
Perfect for fans of Shaun of the Dead, What We Do in the Shadows, and unhinged cruise reviews.
Bon voyage… and bring garlic.