Mated to the Grumpiest Orc

By: Serenity Wylde

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

He’s the grumpiest, most reclusive orc in the North Pole—sworn to silence, scars, and zero holiday cheer. She’s the sunshine influencer with 200 million followers, glitter boots, and a brand about to go supernova.

One ancient mistletoe arch. One blood-oath older than the northern lights. One very public, very viral claiming that was never supposed to happen.

Now Tinsley has twenty-four hours to turn the orc who hates cameras, Christmas, and smiling into the fiancé the entire world is begging for—or lose him forever when the mating mark fades at dawn.

Forced proximity. One bed. A secret gaming addiction. And a knot that’s about to break the internet.

Grumpy orc warrior × sunshine influencer Fated mates × only one bed × size-difference heat Livestreamed holiday monster romance with all the steam and all the feels

Mated to the Grumpiest Orc in the North Pole A standalone North Pole Orc Mates holiday rom-com (complete with mistletoe chaos, a virgin heroine, and a very happy ending)

312 million viewers can’t be wrong. Your next book boyfriend is green, growly, and waiting.

One-click now and find out why #MarryMeRukh is still trending.

Each North Pole Orc Mates book is a standalone fated-mates holiday romance with a new couple and a guaranteed HEA, but the cameos, inside jokes, and ever-growing found-family chaos hit a million times harder when read in order—start with Book 1 and thank us later.