Maybe I'm the Problem?: How to Second-Guess Yourself into Oblivion and Still Have Time for a Nap

Ruin Your Life Now

By: Dicholas Chad Pansy

Narrated by: Benjamin Powell

Are you tired of being emotionally stable?

Do you wish you could turn every minor interaction into a full-blown existential crisis?

Look no further than Maybe I'm the Problem? – the ultimate guide to professional self-gaslighting and strategic overthinking.

From the brilliantly neurotic mind of Dicholas Chad Pansy comes a self-help book that will definitely not help you at all.

Inside, you’ll learn essential skills like:

• Turning a simple "Hey" text into a three-day analysis of your entire life.
• Convincing yourself that your perfectly fine presentation was actually a career-ending disaster.
• Advanced techniques for imagining worst-case scenarios that defy the laws of physics.
• The art of apologizing for things that happened in dreams.

Perfect for anyone who's ever:
Checked their stove seventeen times in one hour.
Spent a sleepless night replaying that weird thing they said in 2009.
Texted “no worries!!” while absolutely seething with worry.
Said “hope that helps!” in an email while actively panicking.

Warning: Side effects may include:

• Increased self-awareness,
• Decreased self-awareness,
• Or both simultaneously.

Listener discretion is advised. (But don’t think about it too much. Or do. Oh god, now you’re overthinking whether you’re overthinking.)

©2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy (P)2025 Dicholas Chad Pansy