Mehven

By: Matthew Klatzke

Narrated by: Michael Englert

Teachers, doctors, first responders, veterinarians, and most bible thumpers go to Heaven. Murderers, pedophiles, rapists, thieves, and people that chew with their mouth open go to Hell. Then there's the people that are kind, follow the rules, use their turn signal, and couldn't care less about those two guys walking through the mall holding hands, but made some bad choices or responded to a situation the wrong way. Those people are sent to an in-between place called Mehven.

In Mehven, the weather is always changing, all pizza is frozen pizza, all TV shows are reruns, and your coffee is never the perfect temperature. Mehven is good enough for most, but not good enough for Kevin. His wife, Tiffany, was a far better person than he was and was most certainly sent to Heaven. If Kevin wants to spend the rest of eternity with her, then he'll have to prove to God that he is a good enough person to be promoted from Mehven to Heaven.

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