Mercury Revolts

By: Robert Kroese

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

After narrowly averting the apocalypse (again), Mercury—the celestial realm’s most reluctant cherub—is stuck on Earth with nothing but attitude and immortality. When a teenage Satanist accidentally summons him from cosmic exile, Mercury lands in the middle of a tangled mess involving rogue angels, incompetent terrorists, and a shadowy government experiment in mass mind control.

As Mercury's allies dig into the conspiracy, they realize it has roots in the American Revolution—and Mercury may have had something to do with it.

With heavenly agents watching from above and earthly forces unraveling below, Mercury has to navigate prophecy, paranoia, and a tedious parade of celestial bureaucrats in an attempt to stop multiple overlapping plots to control—or destroy—the world.

Irreverent, fast-paced, and sharply satirical, Mercury Revolts is a metaphysical rollercoaster through time, faith, and tangled conspiracies. For fans of Terry Pratchett, Douglas Adams, or anyone who’s ever suspected the universe is being mismanaged from the top down, Mercury’s back—and he’s making things worse in the only way he knows how.