Mercury Shrugs

By: Robert Kroese

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

After derailing more apocalypses than he can count (or remember), Mercury is finally ready for some downtime. But peace and quiet are hard to come by when you're an immortal rogue cherub with a reputation for divine disruption. Just as Mercury settles into a new identity, a disturbing pattern begins to emerge—one involving alternate dimensions, supernatural entities, and a centuries-old plan to rewrite reality itself.

Enter a mysterious tech mogul with a god complex, a reclusive inventor with too many ideas, and an end-times preacher whose timing might finally be right. When Mercury uncovers a conspiracy that threatens not just Earth but the very fabric of space-time, he’s reluctantly dragged back into the fray. Fortunately, he's got friends to help—including a bewildering array of alternate Mercurys.

Witty, irreverent, and brain-bendingly clever, Mercury Shrugs delivers cosmic satire, theological mayhem, and more Twinkies than you ever thought a celestial being could eat. Reality is on the fritz—and Mercury might be our last, worst hope for saving it.