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Missionary Impossible

A snarky reverse-harem space rom-com full of chaos, glitter, and bad decisions in Zero-G.

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Missionary Impossible

By: Penelope Dax
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She blew up Heaven twice. The third time’s a franchise.


Commander Lyra Starling just wanted to retire — preferably somewhere without exploding planets or divine paperwork. But when a glitter-addicted AI called Halo Two turns her home world into a pastel-coloured cult, Lyra and her three very enthusiastic Meerkat lovers are dragged back into the fight.

Armed with sarcasm, babies, and the most irresponsible glitter bomb in galactic history, the Fleetwood Smack crew declares war on mandatory happiness. Between malfunctioning drones, cosmic tea ceremonies, and interspecies misunderstandings, Lyra discovers that saving the universe might be the easy part — surviving her harem is harder.

Explosive, absurd, and unapologetically chaotic, Missionary Impossible is the outrageous finale to the Sexy Space Meerkats trilogy — a reverse-harem sci-fi romance where love, laughter, and lunacy are all part of the mission.
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