My Psycho Family!

By: Roy Wells

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Going through high school is never easy. It’s even worse when you’re related to a bunch of psychos. Danny gets grief from all sides. It seems like his mom brings home a new ‘stepdad’ every week. The worst is when Danny’s dad brings home a demented psycho with four delinquent kids. Whether it’s belittling comments or outrageous demands, Danny’s ‘stepmom’ Fofo will redefine ‘psycho’. Before the story is through, Fofo will take ‘bridezilla’ to an all new level! Danny’s string of step relations will include a muscle head, pot smoking bully, a mouthy know it all, a retard, a cowboy with identity issues, a couple ex-cons, a step sister that wants to hook-up with Danny’s stepbrother (not related, of course) and a drunk with personal hygiene issues. He will also have a stoner rock band singer claiming to be his real daddy. It will be off the hook! ###- Author's Note This story has many segments that remind me of growing up. Obviously my stepmother sucked. The names were changed, but my childhood was rife with source material for a dark comedy. While this is a work of fiction, this story was inspired by my stepmother and the parade of stepfathers I had growing up.