Naked Noir

A dark and stormy night changed one man's life forever.

By: Andrew Luna

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

In the spirit of those hilarious 80s and 90s comedy spoofs, get ready for Naked Noir! Picture Jim Cummings, a washed-up detective stuck in a lover's waltz. When Jane, the damsel in distress, storms in one dark and stormy night, Jim's in for a rollercoaster ride. Her beau's been offed, and guess who's got to untangle this mess? You got it – Jim, our reluctant hero. But wait, there's more! A shadowy assassin lurks, determined to throw a wrench in Jim's detective work. Can Jim crack the case and save his own bacon (mmm bacon) before he's next on the hit list? Will he unveil the sneaky killer hot on his tail? And, seriously, will he ever find time for a disco nap and a bathroom break? All this and more awaits in Naked Noir – yep, that's the title. Have you picked it up yet? Why are you still reading this? Go on and dive into Naked Noir! Knock, knock. Who's there? Naked. Naked who? Naked Noir, the book you've gotta read! Written with enthusiasm by Andrew Luna. Edited thoughtfully by Susan Hozak. Cover designed with love by David Graham. With yours and affection - Naked Noir.