Nervous Breakdown

What Happens when Your Vehicle Leaves You Stranded in Spain or Portugal

By: Bruce H. Joffe

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

We’re on your way home, back to Portugal. Our car-minivan-van-caravan is filled almost to the brim with two humans, two dogs, food and purchases we’re taking back with us on the motorway. The sweltering heat is hovering around 45 degrees and it’s muggy, to boot. Two days earlier, we’d replaced the battery; now, a light on the dashboard indicates in Portuguese “Verificar bomba de óleo” (Check oil pump). Seconds later, a different light comes on in all capital letters in red: “STOP!” The language is universal. We pull off onto a median strip and turn of the engine, which is smoking …as are the exhaust fumes coming out of the tail pipe.

Now what?