Not Suitable For Children

An Anthology (1998-2018)

By: Douglas Mallon

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

A young man's infatuation with the woman of his dreams, an irate cab driver's mission to drown a litter of newborn kittens, a jilted waitress on the set of her first porn shoot, a degenerate gambler's final play, a compulsive masturbator's worst nightmare realized, a murderer takes his kids to the ballgame. Native New Yorker Douglas Mallon rights with vicious authenticity of the New York of his youth and the dregs of the streets that have left such an indelible influence upon his imagination. But this anthology is a bicoastal affair. Mallon, who has called Los Angeles home for more than half his life, grants us privileged access into the world of west coast showbiz through the prism of his alter-ego, Wreck Reynolds, a sex crazed chauffeur to the stars in Hollywood. Twenty-five stories are packed into the collection. Mallon invites the reader on a trip he or she will never forget, and does so at bargain basement prices. "Who the hell reads books anymore?" asks the oft-times ornery author. "If you're selling books you better make it a bargain." At less than fifty cents a story, he has certainly done that.