Old Man's Bloom

By: Jon Kiln

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Ezra Kowalski never wanted houseguests, much less a mood-sensing plant that changes color when people get emotional. But now that Nora’s garden plot is home to a rare specimen of stellaria, Ezra’s quiet homestead has become a magnet for scientists, reporters, and tourists with feelings—and worse, opinions.

Ezra can handle the odd visitor. Barely. But when a shiny corporate rep shows up with plans to turn his property into a full-blown attraction, Ezra starts to wonder if it’s time to post a “Go Away” sign… in thirty-six languages.

All he wanted was cucumbers. Now he’s got a full house, a famous plant, and a droid offering unsolicited garden tours.

Retirement was simpler—before the world decided to stop by.