Pancho Humps The Mayor

When Good Dogs Make Bad Decisions

By: Robert A. Holwhopur

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Pancho Humps The Mayor: When Good Dogs Make Bad Decisions

The hilarious third installment in the Pancho series!

Just when the Henderson family thought they'd gotten Pancho's embarrassing behaviors under control, their infamous Chihuahua finds a new way to mortify them in public. After conquering his digestive issues and defeating the dreaded flying fart-can, Pancho develops an uncontrollable passion for all things velvet, most unfortunately, the mayor's expensive blazer during the town parade.

From emergency "behavioral management garments" (dog pants) to an unexpected career as the town's therapy dog, Pancho's journey from humiliation to redemption will have you laughing out loud and cringing in sympathy. When a small dog with big impulse control issues becomes the face of Pine Grove's tourism campaign, chaos is guaranteed!

Perfect for readers who loved the first two books in the series, "Pancho Sh*t the Bed" and "Pancho vs the Flying Fart-Can," this newest adventure answers the question: How much trouble can one tiny dog cause? (Answer: Enough to make national news!)

Warning: Contains inappropriate canine behavior, desperate family interventions, and the most embarrassing parade incident in Pine Grove history. Read at your own risk, preferably not in public, where your uncontrollable laughter might cause concern.