Poems Written by the House Cat
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Virtual Voice
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By:
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Allison Thompson
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A Cat's Liter Box Serenade
With a scratch and a paw, I dig in the sand,
Inside my litter box, I make my stand.
I scratch and I scratch, like a cat gone wild,
Unleashing my instincts, like a curious child.
The litter beneath me, a comforting sight,
I cover my business with all my might.
The sound echoes loud, as I furiously dig,
Creating a masterpiece, oh, quite a bigwig.
The satisfaction I feel, as I cover it well,
Leaving no trace, my secret I shall tell.
In this sandy terrain, my kingdom is made,
A sanctuary of cleanliness, where I’m not afraid.
So I scratch and I scratch, like a cat on a mission,
Leaving my mark, a statement of ambition.
For in my litter box, I find solace and peace,
A haven of privacy, where worries cease.
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