Pyramid Screams

By: Shari Malin

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

BE YOUR OWN BOSS. LOSE YOUR OWN SOUL.

In the manicured, monster-filled town of Oakhaven, the Tupperware party is dead. It has been replaced by something much more sinister: AuraGlow.

Becca Sterling—vampire mom, HOA survivor, and highly successful online reseller of mildly cursed vintage clothing—knows a scam when she sees one. But the rest of the neighborhood PTA is completely under the spell of AuraGlow’s essential oils and wellness supplements.

Leading the charge is Serena Vance, a "Diamond-Tier" seller with perfect hair, a suspiciously hypnotic sales pitch, and a diet that consists entirely of her downline's life force. Serena isn't just a ruthless businesswoman; she's a succubus, and she’s turning the bored housewives of suburbia into soulless, debt-ridden husks.

Becca prefers the honest hustle of flipping thrifted designer bags, but when her teenage daughter Chloe gets sucked into the pyramid scheme to save up for a car, Becca is forced to intervene.

Teaming up with her retired vampire-hunter boyfriend, Dan Miller, Becca must infiltrate a Diamond-Tier "Empowerment Retreat" to take down the demonic girlbosses. To break the pyramid, Becca is going to have to crash the market, liquidate the inventory, and prove that the only thing more vicious than a bloodsucker is a mother protecting her kid’s college fund.