Red Foxes

By: G.G. Lake

Narrated by: anonymous

Red foxes prowl at night to look for food. The pointed-nosed predators hunt alone. Discover more about these clever animals, their life cycle, appearance, and diet.

©2016 G.G. Lake (P)2017 Capstone Publishers, Inc.

Everything about foxes:

1. Everyone wonders "What Does the Fox Say?" but no one asks "What Does the Fox wish would go differently in his life, no longer eating rodents and living in holes underground to survive but to live freely eating fresh turkey wandering freely in the wild forest, to play in its grass and roll in it and gaze at the setting sun who shares the same color as its fur?" Not that many people ask that question, as it is very specific and also foxes don't know human-speak.
2. Known for saying "I don't give a fox!"
3. They are fiery trash pandas.
4. is Fantastic Mr. Fox.
5. Repelled by Hispanic girls with boot wearing monkeys saying "Swiper no swiping!"
6. In the military under his code name "FOXTROT".
7. Wolf's weird cousin, they get along sometimes but they'll fight over the ethics of stealing.
8. Aspire to be a civilized member of society, and one day hope to own a pumpkin patch.
9. Also fun fact baby foxes will play with toys just like human children, how nice.

Those facts are sure to blow the socks off your fox. Hahaha. Sorry. Bye.