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Retrograde Survival Guide

Snark, Stars & Sanity: How to Keep It Together When the Universe Flips the Switch

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By: P Lynn
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Feeling like your life’s a cosmic sitcom every few months? Wondering why your texts go wrong, your love life hits a snag, and your motivation disappears into thin air? Welcome to the world of retrogrades — the universe’s way of hitting the rewind button just when you least expect it.
Retrograde Survival Guide is your hilarious, no-nonsense handbook for surviving Mercury, Venus, Mars, and all the other planetary troublemakers. Packed with witty insights, practical tips, rituals, and journal prompts, this guide helps you make sense of the chaos, stay grounded, and come out stronger on the other side.
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