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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

A Funny Story About Famous Landmarks and a Boy Who Farts (Farting Adventures, Book 12)

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Roses Are Red, and I'm Farting Fred

By: Humor Heals Us
Narrated by: Aaron D. Johnson
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Fred doesn’t want to get up. Mainly because it’s a holiday he doesn’t like, but also because the girl next door insists on a kiss. He soon finds himself running away, but not before visiting all the beautiful landmarks in the world.

Our gas carries us

Up the Eiffel Tower.

Then past the Arc de Triomphe

With full fart power.

Hello, Leaning Tower of Pisa!

And Good-bye!

There’s Buckingham Palace

As we fly by.

Check out all the Farting adventures books:

  • Fairy the Farting Unicorn
  • Roses are Red, and I’m Farting Fred
  • Farting Without You is Like
  • Pete the Pooting Pufferfish
  • Taylor the Tooting Turkey
  • Frank the Farting Flamingo
  • Fritz the Farting Reindeer
  • Artsy Fartsy the Farting Penguin

Share this farting tale with loved ones. Adults are permitted to laugh, too. Perfect for ages zero to 100!

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