So...Your Wife is a Whore

Just Think About How Much Money That's Saved You

By: Ryan Cox-Bedsworth

Narrated by: Matthew Farrar

Your marriage exploded in a spectacular fireball of betrayal, OnlyFans subscriptions, and motel mix-ups—and now? You’re emotionally bankrupt, but financially...maybe up a little?

This brutally honest, hysterically unhinged survival guide walks you through one man’s journey from cuckolded catastrophe to emotionally confused self-help icon.

In this darkly comedic and painfully practical how-to-disaster-manual, you’ll learn:

• How to spy like a budget 007 using GPS trackers and spy apps your cousin probably got arrested for.
• The best ways to confront a cheating spouse without flipping a table (unless it’s funny).
• How to divorce with dignity...or at least legal paperwork and petty merchandise.
• Why your trauma is now a brand and your podcast should start yesterday.
• When it’s finally safe to date again (hint: not while crying in your car at Panda Express).

Part confessional, part masterclass in strategic chaos, this book is for every guy who's ever asked: "Wait, am I the side piece in my own marriage?"

Warning: Contains adult language, criminally good advice, satirical self-help, and moments of raw emotional vulnerability sandwiched between pure degeneracy.

©2025 Ryan Christopher Cox-Bedsworth (P)2025 Ryan Christopher Cox-Bedsworth