Soutie and the Big Crocodile

Bullets, Blisters and Jukskei

By: Sapper Soutpiel

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Reviews: “I'm on page 37 and already I've nearly coughed myself into a hysterical laugh induced oxygen starved Covid19 coma. My wife is yelling at me to shut the f*** up as I'm interfering with her youtube based afternoon meditation. The neighbour has closed all her windows and doors and called in her kids from the garden. I can only hope the rest of your tome is a safer read." Trevor P Brilliant! Everyone should order one, without delay! Graham J I am crying with laughter... David L I feel as if he and I were in the same unit. Absolutely loved the book and would firstly recommend to anyone who was in the old SADF, or anyone that has had military experience. Erich P ...this memoir brought laughter and tears and many memories. Anyone who did national service, or knows someone who did national service should read this book. Isabelle V S Description: When The Big Crocodile (PW Botha) enlisted foreigners in the South African army, he expected the warrior descendants of Winston Churchill, Vasco da Gama and Field Marshall Rommel. Instead, he got Sapper Soutpiel - an asthmatic, short-sighted, brandy-swilling punk rocker. Follow Soutie as he learns how to steal socks, forge signatures, kak in die bos, dropkick helmets, smuggle hot dogs and bite his bed linen. Can his dainty British testicles survive the freezing Orange Free State nights? Will he ever find some crispy bacon? And will the Big Crocodile let him stay at his holiday home? Welcome to the crazy world of Sergeant Snor, Corporal Babyface, Major Rabid and the mysterious Anneline (PO Box 12, Sun City). Moenie vir my loer nie, troep. Buy the blerrie book! WARNING: Not recommended for angry PFs with a heart condition.