Survivor

By: Chuck Palahniuk

Narrated by: Michael Braun

Tender Branson - last surviving member of the so-called "Creedish Death Cult" - is dictating his incredible life story into the flight recorder of Flight 2039, cruising on autopilot at 39,000 feet somewhere over the Pacific Ocean. He is all alone in the plane, which will shortly reach terminal velocity and crash into the vast Australian outback. Before it does, he will unfold the tale of his journey from an obedient Creedish child and humble domestic servant to an ultra-buffed, steroid- and collagen-packed media messiah, author of a best-selling autobiography, Saved from Salvation, and the even better-selling Book of Very Common Prayer (The Prayer to Delay Orgasm, The Prayer to Prevent Hair Loss, The Prayer to Silence Car Alarms). He'll even share his insight that "the only difference between suicide and martyrdom is press coverage", and deny responsibility for the Tender Branson Sensitive Materials Landfill - a 20,000-acre repository for the nation's outdated pornography. Among other matters both bizarre and trenchant.

Not since Kurt Vonnegut's Mother Night and Jerzy Kosinski's Being There has there been as black and telling a satire on the wages of fame and the bedrock lunacy of the modern world. Survivor is Chuck Palahniuk at his deadpan peak, and it marks him as a blazing talent for the new millennium.

©1999 Chuck Palahniuk (P)2021 Recorded Books

No love for this book

I’m with many other reviewers. There was nothing that made me connect with any of the characters which made the story seem empty. I did finish the book hoping at some point there would be some bow to tie it all together and make me say “oh wow”. It never came. The subject matter was dark and twisted so I really wanted to like it and it just completely missed the mark.

Best Narration Ever

I had previously read the novel, but this narrator was PERFECT. The story is captivating and professionally read. Don’t skip this one!

Dark Comedy at its best

Chuck Palahniuk has a gift for Dark Comedy, well paced, a fun and morbid listen. Michael Braun narration was fantastic.

could've been better but could've been worse

only having read two other books , this was my 3rd because I looked up some of CP's top rated titles. I think the premise is great , but I found myself becoming disinterested several times throughout. I would have pictured a different voice for the narrator given the age of the protagonist- the two just didn't match up in my head . overall it was decent but it wasn't as great as I'd expected. I'd still recommend it to other readers

genius

I always feel like I get weird when I read chuck palahniuk. I look forward to it