THE NIGHT BEFORE ZOMBIEMAS
(A Horrifyingly Hilarious Holiday Adventure of Brains, Blizzards, and Belonging – For Readers Ages 10–14!)
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THE NIGHT BEFORE ZOMBIEMAS
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N.P. POLLACK
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‘Twas the night before Christmas... and Santa wanted BRAAAAAINS! 🧠
When Santa Claus is infected by zombie goo and starts groaning “Ho Ho Brains,” the North Pole spirals into holly-jolly horror. It’s up to three misfit kids from Frostbite Falls—science wiz Ellie, prank genius Diego, and truth-hunting journalist Priya—to team up with a coffee-addicted elf, a grumpy Easter Bunny, and Jack Frost (on a snowboard, naturally) to cure Santa and save Christmas.
Their mission?
Break into the Candy Cane Vault.
Brew a magical cocoa cure.
Survive zombie reindeer, sabotaged sleighs, sock-based warfare, and one furious ex-elf named Grimble.
But Grimble’s not your average villain.
He’s bitter, brilliant, and maybe—just maybe—still capable of good.
Packed with slapstick mayhem, heartwarming mischief, and holiday magic gone absolutely bananas, The Night Before Zombiemas is a wildly funny, slightly scary, and unexpectedly sweet adventure about second chances, saving the season, and why the weirdest kids just might be the most heroic.