The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness

By: Babylon Bee

Narrated by: P. J. Ochlan

To show the world you're a good person - and also to avoid getting canceled and having your life ruined by a Twitter mob - you need to get WOKE. In The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness, the writers of satirical sensation The Babylon Bee tell you how to choose your pronouns, blame everyone else for your problems, and show the world how virtuous you are with virtue-signaling profile pictures and stunning and brave hashtags. A tongue-in-cheek guide to the far Left’s obsession with intersectional insanity, The Babylon Bee Guide to Wokeness will help you laugh at the state of our culture, so you don’t cry.

PLEASE NOTE: When you purchase this title, the accompanying PDF will be available in your Audible Library along with the audio.

©2021 The Babylon Bee (P)2021 Black Hills Audiobooks LLC

Hilarious

From the dedication on, I couldn’t stop laughing. What’s scary is the “Woke” really do believe this way!

No Laughing Matter

The content of this book is brilliant and insightful. I withheld one star because the delivery was not for me. It may be for you, so try it. I envisioned four twenty-something guys sitting around a lunch table cracking wise about wokeness. There was a fifth guy taking notes, so after 3 hours of this he sat down and wrote the book. They were playing for giggles rather than laughs. I would call it nerdy, or nerd-silly humor. From the staff of Babylon Bee it is probably what we should expect. I just wish someone would take their material - like the chapter on 'Entertainment' - , write a serious essay and delivery it at a Hillsdale College conference and have it published in Imprimis for its 6 million readers. Wokeness, and what it is doing to our country, is no laughing matter. - Tom Adams

It's hilarious and also true.

I love the Babylon Bee. The Audio Book was narrated perfectly and was so funny. I suggest everyone get this audio book for their teenagers to listen to. It may save them from growing up to be woke idiots in the future.

2+2=5

Thanks to the Babylon Bee, I have a more clear understanding of what it is to be woke.

Through their guidance I have learned to fight the tyranny of whiteness, both in the world around me and within myself.

I know, now, that I am, and always will be a racist and that there is nothing I can do to change that.

I am equipped with the knowledge to move forward chastising the people around me, advocating for social justice, and aiding the government in raising my children (that I, unwisely, brought into the world).

Thanks, Babylon Bee!

A Concise Compendium of a slang word used in a small portion of today’s cultures

No regrets in A better understanding is garnished simply by wasting a couple of hours listening to this garble- it is clearly and concisely written. The narrator is emphatic. Short story here:
There is nothing to dislike about this material . It is an excellent explanatory guide to a lot of misdirection in society today .