The Care and Feeding of Meddling Himbos

A Spicy MMF Why Choose Romantic Comedy

By: Kristin Lance

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Podcasting about polyamory is easy. Explaining it to two well-meaning firefighters? That’s where things get interesting.

After my brother moved out to be with the loves of his life, his two best friends sublet his apartment. Which would be fine, except they kept his keys to my place. And his promise to “look after” his little sister.

Soon, Troy and Rhett are spending every night off at my place—stealing my leftovers after a long shift, or dropping off takeout to make sure I eat. And even worse? They’ve started listening to my podcast.

Everything goes sideways when they put two-and-two together and realize I never get to experience the sexy fun I love to discuss on air. They don’t know why, and I don’t tell them. Instead, they come at me with increasingly ridiculous suggestions for throuple research. Romantic dinners for the three of us. Group yoga at their gym. They even offer to put on a sexy show for me, fooling around so I can watch… all while insisting they’re not at all into each other.

And when I finally snap and tell them to just kiss each other already, everything changes.

Turns out watching Troy and Rhett discover each other is the hottest thing I’ve ever seen. And judging by the way they both start tearing at each other’s clothes, they’ve noticed how hot it is, too. And when they turn to me with hunger in their eyes, all bets are off.

Now the guys are convinced this isn’t just research, it’s destiny. And maybe they’re right.
If only I had the courage to let them in.

The Care and Feeding of Meddling Himbos is a steamy MMF romance featuring two firefighter best friends who are the last to figure it out, a podcast host who’s done with their nonsense, and enough heat to set off every smoke alarm in the building. No choosing required—she gets both, and they get each other.