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The Dead Don't Buy Makeup

By: Jon Paul Jones
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Working in retail cosmetics is bad enough without an infectious pandemic supposedly turning everyone into bloodthirsty zombies. When counting down the days before Black Friday feels like the end of the world, four friends fear they might be right. A backstage pass to the inner circle of luxury beauty and a devilish look at consumer nature, The Dead Don't Buy Makeup brings the humor and the body count. Fashion, beauty, and an indoor amusement park; Maxxitall Mall has it all. With all-new stores and a super sized food court, you won't ever want to leave--and if the endless hordes of bloodthirsty zombies have their way, you never will!

A riveting horror-romance that is a must-read for any cosmetic junkie with a dark side! Dark Humor Literature & Fiction Romantic Suspense Exciting Witty Zombie Scary
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