The Dud Avocado

By: Elaine Dundy

Narrated by: Erin Bennett

The Dud Avocado gained instant cult status on first publication and remains a timeless portrait of a woman hellbent on living. It is, as The Guardian observes, “one of the best novels about growing up fast.”

Sally Jay Gorce is a woman with a mission. It’s the 1950s, she’s young, and she’s in Paris. Having dyed her hair pink, she wears evening dresses in the daytime and vows to go native in a way not even the natives can manage. Embarking on an educational program that includes an affair with a married man (which fizzles out when she realizes he’s single and wants to marry her); nights in cabarets and jazz clubs in the company of assorted “citizens of the world”; an entanglement with a charming psychopath; and a bit part in a film financed by a famous matador. But an education like this doesn’t come cheap. Will our heroine be forced back to the States to fulfill her destiny as a librarian, or can she keep up her whirlwind Parisian existence?

©1958, 2007 Elaine Dundy. Introduction © 2007 by Terry Teachout (P)2026 Blackstone Publishing

Boring. Not worth the time.

The idea of the story is good. The execution falls far from its purpose. It's like overhearing a sorority girl tell her friends about her weekend adventure. But she's the lamest in the group.