The Ethical Escort Service

Lessons and Laughs From My Years in the Business

By: Gary X

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

I ran an escort service for five years in the 1990s. I am somewhat unusual in that I worked with only one partner at a time--that was enough to keep me busy. I am proud of the way I ran my business and dealt with the women I worked with. I never saw myself as a pimp, nor did I consider the women I worked with whores. We were partners, professionals providing a necessary service in an honest and ethical manner. If you read this book, I think you'll understand why I titled it The Ethical Escort Service.

The first half of this book describes in detail how I got into the business, how I ran it, and the many lessons I learned. I cover such topics as finding a suitable partner, her necessary job skills, advertising, handling that the crucial initial contact, my Five Rules, in-call and out-call jobs, supplies and equipment, meeting the John, security and self-protection, attracting repeat clients, fetishes and fantasies, dealing with clients who fall in love, and how I maintained a harmonious relationship with my partners.

The second half is a compilation of accounts of my escorts' strangest jobs. Many of these are humorous, but the last is a bizarre one. A wealthy suburban couple brought us in to fulfill their rape and humiliation fantasy. This was a job in which I had an acting role and I remember it vividly. Truly, the infinite variety of people's sexual inclinations is a thing of endless wonderment. These are the jobs that made me shake my head, shrug my shoulders, smile, and say, “WTF?”

This book was written about my experience in the 1990s, and obviously some things have changed since then--no one still uses pagers and free local weekly papers are a thing of the past. However, human nature hasn't changed and most of the lessons are eternally valid.

The book is 41,250 words.