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The Far Frigid North: Scared Spitless

A True Short Story (Well...Mostly True)

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The Far Frigid North: Scared Spitless

By: Patrick C. Marks
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Some people have to be force-fed maturity - particularly teenagers stranded helplessly on remote Canadian Islands. Join Patrick Marks, a towering icon of wimp-i-tude, in this hilarious short tale about maturing experiences with bears, mosquitoes the size of large poodles, Pot-Licker the cat, and near-death experiences with outhouses.

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It's great to hear the humor and excellent writing style. It is awesome to know that we can persevere through real challenges and truly become better people. Great to share in adventure that is based on a true story! Thanks!

Far frigid North

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Fun tale of a beautiful and wild Canadian Island, youthful imagination and terror, and BEARS!!

Bears!

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