The Fu*k Them Theory

Reclaim Your Inner Peace By Saying Two Words: A Parody

By: Reid Mockery

Narrated by: Mikayla Cvik

Tired of walking on eggshells? Exhausted from overthinking every damn thing you say, wear, or post because some dusty cousin, jealous coworker, or internet rando might have a problem with it?

Good.

Welcome to The Fu*k Them Theory, the boundary-breaking, side-splitting parody of The Let Them Theory that says what we’re all thinking—but with way more swearing, sarcasm, and unapologetic sass. In this no-holds-barred manifesto, author Reid Mockery, Ph.D. (Doctor of Problem People Studies), serves up a firestorm of tough love, hilarious real-life stories, and absolutely savage advice for dealing with the walking disasters in your life.

Family guilt trips? Fu*k Them.

Toxic coworkers? Fu*k Them!

Social media stress? You guessed it.

Say goodbye to people-pleasing, over-explaining, and chronic “sorry syndrome.” The Fu*k Them Theory hands you the lighter and dares you to torch your insecurities—while cackling all the way to the “Block” button.

Warning: Side effects may include newfound swagger, instant stress relief, and an irresistible urge to finally cut ties with your ex.

©2025 Reid Mockery (P)2025 Reid Mockery