The Jews

5,000 Years and Counting

By: Rob Kutner

Narrated by: Peter Berkrot

A hilarious book for those with even the most basic level of Jewish knowledge, and perfect for those who want to know more.

The Jews: 5,000 Years and Counting is packed with Jew-facts, Jew-figures, and the original, never-before-seen documents from those who lived through Jewish history. Hear the transcript of the Biblical Patriarchs' and Matriarchs' Group Therapy Session! Sneak a peek at Moses's Secret Diary, or check out the awkward "I'm dumping you" text chain from Spain to the Jews in 1492! Collect and trade Rabbi Action Cards!

Covering every major moment in Jewish history from the literal "Beginning" to Tuesday's rerun of Seinfeld, this book will make you laugh. It might inadvertently make you learn. If you're Jewish, it will unquestionably give you something to kvetch about.

©2025 Rob Kutner (P)2025 Tantor Media

Critic reviews

"A delightful companion to the Torah, the Talmud, and every history book ever written about the Jewish people . . . a perfect book for anyone who has ever wondered how the heck the Jews got here and where the heck are we going and is it okay to laugh about it all? I'll follow Kutner to the answer." —Mayim Bialik, Actor, Author, Neuroscientist

Insightful & Funny

This book is a comedic retelling of Jewish history with insights into Jewish faith and culture. I found it to be very funny and I especially loved all the dad jokes sprinkled throughout.