The Little Black Book of Retirement Wisdom

Amusing Quotes for Retirees

By: Mike Kowis

Narrated by: Cory Mikhals

The Little Black Book of Retirement Wisdom is the complete handbook of retirement wisdom, past and present. This leisurely listens contains a huge collection of amusing quotes from Betty White, Elon Musk, Mark Twain, Brett Favre, Joan Rivers, Dr. Dre, George Foreman, and many more. It is intended for all retirees and anyone considering the “Big R.”

For those contemplating life after work, herein you will find a treasure trove of entertaining and educational retirement quotes from some of history’s greatest thinkers. It was written by award-winning author, Mike Kowis, Esq.

Chapters include:

Introduction
Famous Sayings
Wisecracks
By Definition
New Purpose
Freedom
Nest Egg
Second Childhood
Dying Wish
Heavenly Advice
Decisions, Decisions
Regrets
Never!
Showbiz Miscellaneous Conclusion

Words from well-known humorists, politicians, entrepreneurs, professional athletes, comedians, celebrities, and the Bible make up this diverse assortment of 501 memorable, bite-sized quotations about retirement.

“When a man retires, his wife gets twice as much husband for half as much money.” – Chi Chi Rodriguez

“Life is either a daring adventure or nothing at all. And retirement? It’s the perfect time for daring.” – Helen Keller

“Today, more people believe in UFOs than believe that Social Security will take care of their retirement.” – Scott Cook

“A grand adventure is about to begin.” – Winnie-the-Pooh

“You can retire from a job, but don’t ever retire from making extremely meaningful contributions in life.” – Stephen Covey

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