The Little Book of Big Excuses

420 Hilarious Excuses

By: BH McKechnie, VHM McKechnie

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

Excuses, excuses, excuses. We are really, really sorry and apologise profusely that this publication is not as generous as it should be but our Hamster (Hamsterdam) escaped from his cage using a nail file hidden in his cheek pouches and then proceeded to use a sizeable portion of the final written manuscript to make some additional comfy bedding. Our sincere apologies but this was due to matters outwith our control. Any other concerns you have we have made a note of and are working quickly to resolve these issues and promise to phone you back in 1 to 2… hours, days, weeks, months, years (delete whichever is not applicable). If any of this sounds familiar to you then we think that you are going to definitely maybe enjoy this book.

Need an excuse, not to go to work or school, or attend a meeting, or escape from a really boring person, or clean your room, or not to go to bed, or not do your homework, or not pay an invoice, or not go to a social event? Then look no further than inside the covers of this book. There are excuses for every occasion. If you do use one just remember which one, and who you used it on.

We offer no promises or guarantees that any of these excuses will be believed, but in the unlikely event that one or more are then please let us know. Our recommendation is that you just enjoy the humour, wit, and repartee of the world’s greatest bluffers, chancers, fantasists, and opportunists.