The Meat Mafia

By: Amy Simone

Narrated by: Virtual Voice

The war was supposed to be over.
Then the Meat Mafia moved in.

Brenda Miller thought surviving a vegan-versus-carnivore marriage was hard—until her mother-in-law arrived with a smoker the size of a missile, a stepfather known as The Butcher, and a philosophy that treats vegetables as enemy propaganda. When their backyard becomes ground zero for wild boar, pig pits, and a testosterone-fueled “Wolf Pack,” Brenda realizes this is no longer a lifestyle disagreement. It’s an occupation.

As the Meat Mafia tightens its grip—recruiting her husband, indoctrinating her son, and hijacking her home—Brenda is forced into the unthinkable: deception. Armed with wit, strategy, and an unwilling carnivore influencer hiding Oreos in the pantry, she launches a covert operation to outsmart the carnivores at their own game… by feeding them plants and calling it power.

Savage, laugh-out-loud funny, and wickedly smart, The Meat Mafia is a razor-sharp satire about marriage, masculinity, wellness culture, and the absurd extremes of food identity. This is a story about boundaries, survival, and what happens when one woman refuses to surrender her kitchen—or her sanity—to the cult of meat.

If you love sharp domestic satire, escalating chaos, and victories won with brains instead of brawn, grab The Meat Mafia now—and watch the war turn deliciously devious.